| It's not easy trying to make a toiletry kit seem glamorous. While the contents of a well-stocked toiletry kit start out rather clean, one way or another they end up coming into contact with very, very dirty parts of our bodies. Truth is, if you really knew how body odor was created, you'd probably bathe thrice a day.
A specific kind of sweat gland, called an apocrine gland, is located wherever there is hair on your body. These glands produce sweat that is rich in proteins and fatty acids, which give your perspiration a thicker, milkier appearance and causes the yellowish color of any sweat stains originating from these glands. However, sweat itself has no discernible smell.
Turns out bacteria looooove proteins and fatty acids. It's like they get their own little microscopic Chinese buffet under your arms. And after they consume and metabolize all that gunk, they poop it back out. That's right. Millions of little bacterial poops get stuck to your armpits, and guess what? It smells like crap.
There's only one way to prevent such a vile and disgusting feast from transpiring upon your cutaneous tissues... a stout bar of soap! Able to bond with both water and oil, suspending these mutually exclusive substances in a way that allows your natural body grease - and the bacteria it feeds - to be completely removed from the surface of your skin, soap might just be the answer to all your problems. Or at least the most fetid ones.
For the salubrious jet-setter, our 600-Denier polyester deluxe toiletry kit is the ultimate carrying case for your collection of beauty/personal sanitation products. It's the biggest one we have, at 11.5" x 7.5" x 1.5", and consequently possesses the most pockets. The dual zippered side pouches work great for housing larger or longer objects like electric razors, toothbrushes, and combs.
For organizing all the little bottles, canisters, accessories, and other goodies that go into preparing a proper toiletry kit, the main zippered compartment has you totally covered. A built-in suspension loop lets you hang the whole kit in or near the shower, and copious amounts of internal sleeves and zippered pockets provide more than enough room for your stuff (unless you have a loooooot of stuff... ladies, this ain't a portable Hollywood makeup room, you know!).
Waterproof vinyl lining along the interior of the bag protects the material from prolonged exposure to moisture. A riveted carrying handle on top is also included for easy transport. The bag even comes in your choice of two color combinations! And there's our usual 90-day guarantee to keep life peachy keen if and when the universe dishes out something lame.
While you might have no qualms with being that one guy at the office with the horrible B.O., why risk sparking yet another foreign war with your offensive pungency? If you're sightseeing abroad, keep homeland security in mind and bring our deluxe toiletry kit along with you! |
